A lot of my co-workers have asked 'wtf?' after hearing these things so here is a nice list for new raiders.

For new raiders: RoNS raiding termonology

This is happening: Someone just pulled, probably early

GET FUCKED : Someone just got pwned verbally or by a loot issue

BRB BOWFLEX : probably brb i'm peeing but i don't want you to visualize it, rather visualize me pumping my bowflex body

PeeBroPee? : does the current situation anger you?

Watching scrubs : you just fucked up some boss mechanic

VodkaVodkaVodka : someone is bored and missing gitler

Man Pull : We pulled to many mobs and you are probably going to die, grats repair bill

N***** stole my bike : you probably just got loot someone else wanted

13k BS CRIT : someone may have linked a meter and it was not appreciated

Fucking Tits : good

Buff as fuck : someone things someone is geared out or an item is good

Put on your serious pants : start concentrating on playing better

FOUR HORSEMAN : we are about to attempt the four horseman

(loud horse nay) : we just popped bloodlust, do mad deeps

mad deeps : high damage per second

dads home, gonna say hi : going afk

chicken nuggets : secret code phrase to get an innervate before greenridge asks for it, shh don't tell him

questions later : do what you were told immediately

explorer's log : someone asked a lore or wow question that is obvious so they are told to consult woodsmanbob- the explorer's log, the explorer's log

Shade : we pulled a shade in naxx and we cannot defeat it until everyone in the raid announces 'shade' in vent

was working on his/my rotation : someone fucked up a boss mechanic

according to my spreadsheet : someone is nerding out or theorycrafting in vent

Squat : something easy or obvious, "i just squat 5k dps", or "i can could fucking jar sqaut that far backwards" ( thadius platform jump)

Quest item drillbit, come click : noob check, if you click this you are that guy, yes that guy who can solo brd

good story : stop talking

I know I'm missing some...

This is probably my favorite. I lol'd fer real at this one. It's so subtle and so funny.



Also funny. I think we were using that term in one of the (very) few instances in WAR.

This is awesome. Amazing job! Cant believe you remembered all these.

Oh lmao

I love all of these...

you also missed waffel's

"same jokes, every week- still hilarious"

lmao

this is happening

Squat a void zone: Sat in a large blue circle, and thus died. GJ

Hey guys, click on this machine to get this sweet guitar!

I heard there was fun being had here, I felt it necessary to come in and squash all forms of humor.

"Hi my name is Ismall, I do not enjoy having fun"

PLEASED TO BE MEETING YOU.

GOODSTORY LOLL CUT BOTH YOU OFF

I'm in talks for publishing.

Glad to see I've been the inspiration for many of these raiding terms.

Dunno how you would add this one, seeing as half of it is a Helicopter type of sound, but here goes:


"You tank know you *d d d d* you don't have to pull the *d d d d* group in the right *d d d d* *d d d d d d* *d d d d d d* = Inglorion somehow snuck into our raid

Edit- And "GOOD STORY" should be added to the list as well.

Btw, Jared, I'm on a conference call with Random House right now. Things are looking good for this story.

How's the copyright looking on my Bong Bong Manrique character?

"Hey guys, this is shermDEEZY, on this fight, healers have to use spells to make sure tank doesnt lose health and die cause if he did it'd be like it is here in the shit."

man most of this stuff reminds me of me lol