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Tales from the League of Legends
Tales from the League of Legends
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Gragas the Hero

Gragas the hero of the meek and mild
Drinks his drink and gets all wild
Protector of all, let me stop this babble
And just watch him rouse the rabble

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Gragas the Badass

Gragas the barrel importer
Uses them just like a mortar
Blowing enemies to kingdom come
Be good or else he'll get himself some
Of you and every evil doer
Fuck your sister Jan and then sue her
For false advertisement as a pro
She was just another dime-a-dozen ho

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Heimerdinger Whatdoesnthefinger

Heimerdinger was his name
All the bitches he doth claim
To be his slaves and make him cash
To suck the dick and slang tha hash
He might seem friendly or a little strange
But don't dare cross him or he will change
And throw a mighty grenade in a fit of rage
While you're stunned he'll put you in a cage
"It puts the lotion on it's skin" he might say
The next thing mentioned might sound gay
But he caresses you softly with his wrench
While fucking you hard over his bench
I have told the legend of the might 'Dinger
Just be careful or he shall finger
Your asshole with no regards
To the sensitivity of your innards



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The Legend of Gragas

Gragas - the legend of the league where he reigns
has often been mocked for his brains
most say that he's dumb, while others would run
from the stench of his prolific belched gasses
to those who would scoff, he'd gulp down some scotch
and throw barrels of ale at their asses


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To Heimerdinger

To Heimerdinger, my one true love
a prized inventor, but where of?
No one knows where you reside
How I want you by my side
I write you letters every day
in hopes that I meet you and you're gay
The other yordles say you're shy
So please forgive me if I pry
But even though we've never met
I've heard your tales and can't forget
You must come home to Bandle city
I'll comb my hair and dress so pretty
I hope I haven't come across too strong
But I just know that we belong
I'll stop now at the risk of sounding emo
With all my heart, forever yours,

- Teemo




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Gragas has come, spread the Good word.

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http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=64623

Post your poems, +1 me, all of this should be done.

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