49 Unique Guild Members 14 Level 100 characters 401 Website/Forum Members 0 Posts in 24 hours 0 Posts in 7 days 84313 Total Posts Nelthilta is the last poster
49 Unique Guild Members 14 Level 100 characters 401 Website/Forum Members 0 Posts in 24 hours 0 Posts in 7 days 84313 Total Posts Nelthilta is the last poster
Gragas the barrel importer Uses them just like a mortar Blowing enemies to kingdom come Be good or else he'll get himself some Of you and every evil doer Fuck your sister Jan and then sue her For false advertisement as a pro She was just another dime-a-dozen ho
Heimerdinger was his name All the bitches he doth claim To be his slaves and make him cash To suck the dick and slang tha hash He might seem friendly or a little strange But don't dare cross him or he will change And throw a mighty grenade in a fit of rage While you're stunned he'll put you in a cage "It puts the lotion on it's skin" he might say The next thing mentioned might sound gay But he caresses you softly with his wrench While fucking you hard over his bench I have told the legend of the might 'Dinger Just be careful or he shall finger Your asshole with no regards To the sensitivity of your innards
Gragas - the legend of the league where he reigns has often been mocked for his brains most say that he's dumb, while others would run from the stench of his prolific belched gasses to those who would scoff, he'd gulp down some scotch and throw barrels of ale at their asses
To Heimerdinger, my one true love a prized inventor, but where of? No one knows where you reside How I want you by my side I write you letters every day in hopes that I meet you and you're gay The other yordles say you're shy So please forgive me if I pry But even though we've never met I've heard your tales and can't forget You must come home to Bandle city I'll comb my hair and dress so pretty I hope I haven't come across too strong But I just know that we belong I'll stop now at the risk of sounding emo With all my heart, forever yours,
